me: my mum want you answer the phone.

very handsome MR Dav*d Goh: call her come down la! i want talk to her.

mum: YOU THINK I VERY FREE NO NEED WORK IS IT?!

very handsome MR Dav*d Goh: no, but your son's hairstyle ah, the side too short.

mum: TOO LONG CATCH TOO SHORT CATCH! YOU WANT ME SEND HIM GO YUN NAM HAIRCARE OR BEIJING 101?!

*pass the phone to me,

listens to the phone*

mum: eh, i scold him until very jialat leh. HAHA.

very handsome MR Dav*d Goh: your mother is VERY fraustrated at you.

me: joke.

she clearly is angry with you la, don't be retarded can?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA noob i got suspended fml.